When you go on the dole
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the clerk
At the end of a queue
There's a reason why
You can claim for your bills as well
Walking up to the counter, and hand in your form
And you may get Sky TV for free
Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand
Cos you’ll never work again
You'll never work again
Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand
Cos you’ll never work again
You'll never work again
- Howard Kendrick, 29-Jan-2005