All you crazy bitches, go round the outside, round the outside...
Guess who's back, back again. I am back, go tell a friend....
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back......
I was drinkin' a monster......
Cuz nobody wants to see me sober no more
They want the Yortle
My fucked up liver
Well if you want Yortle
This is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Yortle mixed with some John Smith's
That'll jumpstart your pub crawl like Cindy Crawford
when I get pissed in the Old King's Head right next to the dartboard
when I'm not cooperating
when I'm watching my porno
and being aggrivating....
Drank so much beer I stopped masturbating
cuz I'm back from the pub with an alcohol rating...
I know you've got a job Mr. Blair but there's nothing wrong with binge drinking...
So drink beer and use ARPS or your pits will be stinking
They tried to lock me up back in '93, but it felt so empty without me...
So I’ll give you a tip, about the John Smith’s shit, drink it a bit and it’ll give ya a hit
and get ready because it’s pretty heavy, I’m gonna put wine in retirement, (fuck you matey)
Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me cuz I am back on your screen
and it felt so empty without me
Little shits, wine’s feelin rebellious, embarrassed that it tastes like piss
to see this, my world got out, but my brain was all helpless,
till when John Smith's went and made wine its bitch!
A vision I see is a vision that’s scary - it could start a revolution polluting the TV
That Essex boy, who had a libido that was magic and hated the fact that wine was so bullshit
And it was a disaster, such a catastrophe when you saw nothing of Greenwich,
then you asked for me!
well now I’m back
Fix your bent antenna, tune in and then watch the show,
you'll see me drinking in some watering hole
The center of attention I’m back, I’m a winner. I've got beer, and the whole Yortle thing,
Infesting into my liver it’s resting. Testing, attention please, feel the alcohol as someone mentions me,
Smokes cost four quid fifty, it use to be three, but it's the Old King's Head, that’s who made me
Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me cuz I am back in charge of the brewski
and it felt so empty without me
- 07-Jun-2004