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Consider Yourself Dumped

based on Whole Again by Atomic Kitten
revised lyrics by Jazz Barclay, 25-August-2004
(NB: This is Jazz dumping her boyfriend - usually stuff like this wouldn't go on the site, but to be honest the comedy value of yortle.com being used to dump someone can't be passed on as an opportunity.)


If you see me walking down the street
Facing my own fears and finding food to eat
I'm gonna get high
This is my goodbye
'Cos you have made my life mundane

And if you see me larging with the clan
Smoking and toking, making the best of this I can
You may see me with a frown
'Cos you were a stupid clown
'Cos you have made my life mundane

Looking back on when you were erect
I can't help but laugh and wish I could forget
Baby you were so wrong
Dated you too long
You have made my life mundane

Truth is you meant nothing to my heart
Seems the best thing I can do is go and depart
You couldn't make me smile
Not even for a while
You have made my life mundane

Looking back on when you were erect
I can't help but laugh and wish I could forget
Baby you were so wrong
Dated you too long
You have made my life mundane

You were not my soulmate
You see: you made me feel maligned from our first date
'Cos I just can't go on
I'll just dump you with this song
'Cos you have made my life mundane

Woooooooooooooooo

Looking back on when you were erect
I can't help but laugh and wish I could forget
Baby you were so wrong
Dated you too long
You have made my life mundane

Looking back on when you were erect
I can't help but laugh and wish I could forget
Baby you were so wrong
Dated you too long
You have made my life mundane

Baby you were so wrong
Dated you too long
'Cos you have made my life mundane

- Jazz Barclay, 25-Aug-2004