Once upon a time, not too long ago, we all took a day out on a tube line
We all fall down, there's too many beers in our day
Drank a lot of bitter, went into a pub, barged our way to the toilet
With the Tube Line Thing, there's too many stations in our day
I remember seeing Shanny dressed in a suit looking like a lunatic
And we all fall down, there's too many beers on our trip
Well my guts were all a sunder, then I went and chundered
Carrots mixed in with all that ale
And then I fell down, there's too many beers in my day
We like drinkin yeah, but with wine we're scared
We like drinkin yeah, but with wine we're scared
Finally made our way back to the tube, rolling in to Cambden tonight
And we all fall down, there's too many beers in our lives
So we try and guess the way back to the station
We're drinkin Picadilly tonight
And we all fall down, theres too many beers in our life
We like drinkin yeah, but with wine we're scared
We like drinkin yeah, but with wine we're scared
- Anon2, 30-Nov-2004