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Ode To The Party Poker Reload Bonus

based on What's The Story (Morning Glory) by Oasis
revised lyrics by Ian Taylor, 13-Jan-2005

All your dreams are made
When you get paid for shit you're doing anyway
Today's the day I get some cash for free
Another rainy afternoon
Taking beats from twats playing seven-two
However I don't care cause I'm getting cash for free

Time to play a bit of poker
Time to play a bit of Party Poker
Time to play a bit of poker
Need a little time to play some hands
There is no catch so I guess you might as well

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Well
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All your dreams are made
When you have losing sessions and you still get paid
A hundred bucks for nothing pleases me
So I had to write this song
'Cause bonuswhores.com keeps my bankroll strong
I hope you now all know how to get some cash for free

Time to play a bit of poker
Time to play a bit of Party Poker
Time to play a bit of poker
Need a little time to play some hands
There is no catch so I guess you might as well

Party Poker reload bonus
Well
Just take your money out and put it back in
Well
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Well
Just take your money out and put it back in......

- Ian Taylor, 13-Jan-2005