As we drink this land to great extremes
Led on by Pie, Slade and Rings
We'll drink on till the pubcrawl's conclusion
Our livers need a transfusion
What becomes of the pissed and farted
We were drunk before we started
I know I've got to find
John Smith's and grease combined
Maybe
The taste of beer is so profound
So I'll go taste it throughout the town
We all know beer makes us a little stronger
I can't stay sober no longer
We say our hello's
Order a pint
Whichever zone
There's a pub in sight
Hoping and praying the prices are fair
Scared of reaching financial despair
What becomes of the pissed and farted
We were drunk before we started
I know I've got to find
John Smith's and grease combined
Maybe
We're drinking hard 'cos that's our creed
But some of us can't keep up the speed
Barmaid looks cross, no doubt 'cos she's minging
Tired of all her crazy bartending
Now what becomes of the pissed and farted
We were drunk before we started
I know I've got to find
John Smith's and grease combined
We'll go drinking everywhere
Just to find some beer I swear
I'll be boozing everyday
Oh even when I cannot pay
Realise that this is my vow
Then I'll go eat some chow
- 22-Dec-2004