Sometimes I feel
Like I’ve run out of beer
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the bar that I drink in
Down the O.K.H.
Happy as I am
To go to the bar
I like to drink beer
'Cause that’s my companion
The barmaid is cool
'Cause she knows who I am
She sees that I’m waiting
And asks what I’m after
One pint of Smooth
And a packet of crisps
I really do want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me to the O.K.H.
It's hard to believe
That there's a pub that’s any better
It's hard to believe
That anyone could moan
At least I have my pint
And some smokes to go with it
Happy as I am
To go to the bar
I really do want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me to the O.K.H.
Under London Bridge downtown
Is where I play some darts
Under London Bridge downtown
Is where I meet my mates
Under London Bridge downtown
Is where I get pissed up
Under London Bridge downtown
Is where I’ll ends my days
- Howard Kendrick, 26-Sep-2004