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| Science-fiction in Star Trek. Quite a rarity sometimes. | Manheim's Dimensional Door. What did the card actually do? | Paris is still full of French people in 255 years' time... | ... and crap cafes as well. There's probably a sick dog waiting outside. |
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Overview: Picard meets an old flame, whose husband has created a haywire dimensional experiment.
Writers: Deborah Dean Davis & Hannah Louise Shearer
Director: Robert Becker
Anon2: Yeah, it is. But when I look at my notes, it says, "We'll Always Have Penis."
Anon: (laughs)
Anon2: I don't know - why did I write that?
Anon: Barring any unforseen tragic accidents, perhaps purpogated by people who don't like our commentaries, we will always have penis, for we are men.
Anon2: Fantastic. So, card-count... this is an astounding stat. I got 5; you got 6.
Anon: Yeah, loads of stuff in this episode. Jenice and Paul Manheim, Manheim's Dimensional Door...
Anon2: Anti-Matter Pod.
Anon: Yeah, full respect on that one. Brilliant!
Anon2: (laughs)
Anon: Manheim's Dimensional Door... I don't remember what that card did. Do you remember?
Anon2: I don't think I ever used it.
Anon: No one did, except for Snap in this multi-player game we did once in the OKH.
Anon2: Doesn't it change the order of turns?
Anon: Something like that, perhaps, yeah. It was really weird. Only ever saw it being used in that multi-player game.
Anon2: Yeah, I think it changed the order of turns around, because I didn't get a turn for ages.
Anon: Oh, you were there for that one?
Anon2: Yeah, I was there. Wasn't it downatairs in Ye Olde Pie Shop?
Anon: Oh, maybe.
Anon2: It was somewhere without windows anyway.
Anon: Yeah, the best place for sweaty roleplayers. So, Jenice Manheim: worth a fuck?
Anon2: When she was young. She almost got a tit out in this. It was brilliant. Oh, the shut-the-fuck-up-count, haven't done that yet: basically, Troi gets told to shut the fuck up, by Picard, after he's done some fencing. Now, I was almost certain that one card with Picard in it is of him in his fencing gear. We need to look that up at some point if we can be arsed. Probably won't, so we're relying on you people that are reading this to do it for us and let us know. Answers on a postcard by some sort of random super-highway web thing.
Anon: Data, as we realised in this episode, is entirely expendable.
Anon2: Yes! He doesn't even really care though, does he? "Oh, okay, I'll just go and do it anyway."
Anon: Picard basically says, "Data, you can been down, because I'm not going to risk a human. So fuck you!"
Anon2: (laughs) Oh, by the way, in the holodeck that Picard goes to, there's a guy that's basically fondling three or four bongs on this strap thing. It's quite surreal. Bring on Amsterdam!
Anon: Yeah, greatest place in the world. Maybe it should've been called, "We'll Always Have Amsterdam."
Anon2: Great. Time for a beer.
Anon: Anything else you want to say?
Anon2: Well, it was a decent episode - somewhere on the "alright scale." We got a lot of cards that kept it entertaining. When we get to the end of the season, we'll do a round-up...
Anon: A round-up?
Anon2: Yeah, a round-up of what we think of all the episodes.
Anon: Yeah, we could do that. We could summarise the season.
(Don't hold your breath. We haven't done it yet.)
Anon: So, the next episode is Conspiracy.
Anon2: Ah, now this is the one I keep thinking about. The one I've got confused about in previous commentaries.
Anon: We'll catch up with Conspiracy at some point in the future.
Anon2: It's a Conspiracy! They're out to get me!
Anon: Yeah, they're out to get you. Probably with good reason, you nutter. We'll be seeing you all soon. Bye.
- Anon & Anon2, 14-Aug-2009
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| Jenice Manheim: almost got a tit out. | Her husband appears to have borrowed an outfit from Space:1999. | Annoying waiter with an outrageous accident. | Apparently this girl got stood up on a date. I find that hard to believe. | Funky effects for 21 years ago. |