Justice

Gay running, straight kissing	Still early days for the crew - we blame the writers	Princess Camel Toe	No nuts, looks a bit Dutch too
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Overview: The Enterprise crew question the morals of the Prime Directive when Wesley Crusher is sentenced to death by an alien race.
Writers: Worley Thorne & Ralph Wills
Director: James L Conway

Anon²: Not a great deal. Card count: two each. There was lots of gay running, very fucking gay. Wesley broke a greenhouse, Geordi didn't do much, Data got knocked the fuck out and told to shut the fuck up. And Wesley's still got a gay jumper on. Clearly gay. That was depressing really. It was a bit naff, wasn't it?

Anon: It was very naff. I think Wesley's jumper probably wasn't as gay as it was in the previous 2 episodes. The police were very gay in that episode too. There was a lot of gay running from them.

Anon²: Gay running featured a lot in this episode. They were all wearing the Bruno outfits. I haven't seen that film yet, I've seen a few trailers for it, but basically as gay as that. Totally gay.

Anon: Also, camel toe.

Anon²: Yeah, basically there was a guy who had no dick or his balls were split in half or something. And basically, the woman who was standing next to him had a camel toe as well. If you don't know what a camel toe is, look it up; I can't be arsed to explain it. Crap, basically. I don't really remember much that was actually good about it. We just sat there and laughed about the gayness of it all, just saying "Fucking hell, that was gay."

Anon: It's part of the painful and troubling first season of Next Gen, isn't it?

Anon²: I think... I don't know if this was as bad as Code of Honor. I dunno, probably.

Anon: I think it was better than Lonely Among Us.

Anon²: Well, let's put it this way. It's got to get better, hasn't it? I mean, when I saw this the first time, it was great, because it was new Trek. 10 years ago, I watched it and thought, "Yeah, that's all right." But, y'know, 2009 I have a very different attitude.

Anon: The episode is, I guess, an allegorical commentary about the death sentence in the way that the series often looks at topical issues of the day.

Anon²: Yeah, they shoulda basically killed Wesley. They had a good opportunity. They coulda had him killed off then. They shoulda just basically done away with him. He wears gay jumpers. Clearly gay. Gay episode. They shoulda just gone totally hardcore with it and killed him live.

Anon: Live execution? Brilliant. Anything else you want to mention to us?

Anon²: Not really. Oh, we had a couple of [censored]. Other than that, it was one of those where we just sat back and thought, "This is gay." The fact that we got 4 cards out of it means it must have been better than the previous episode.

Anon: Yeah, we got Edo Vessel, Edo Worship.

Anon²: Edo Probe too.

Anon: Yeah.

Anon²: And that other one. What was that?

Anon: Erm, Punishment Zone. That's quite a random one. Go me!

Anon²: (laughs) It was shit! What a shit episode! Oh my God!

Anon: Next up, when we get round to it, is The Battle. Remember that one?

Anon²: That's the one with the Ferengi again, isn't it?

Anon: That's right. It's the one where Picard gets a headache.

Anon²: Oh yeah. The one with the ultra-rare artifact.

Anon: Thought Maker, yeah. One of the original 9 artifacts. It also looks a lot like the outside lights down by Liverpool Street station.

Anon²: Does it? Which ones?

Anon: The ones that look like the Thought Maker.

Anon²: Ah, I'll have to keep a look-out for them next time I pass. Maybe I can take over a bus, or even a tube train.

Anon: Awesome.

Anon²: (laughs)

Anon: We're totally fucked.

Anon²: (laughs) Yeah, we are. Anyway... (assuming Stuey Griffin voice again) Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois?

Anon: (also assuming Stuey Griffin voice) Help! Help! I've just escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement!

Anon²: (laughs) Ah, Family Guy. Have you got any?

Anon: I don't know.

Anon²: Shit.

Anon: Okay, we'll be seeing you next time. Take care.

- Anon and Anon², 30-Jun-2009