Code of Honor

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Overview: Lt. Yar is abducted by the leader of a people who abide by a strict code of honor.
Writers: Katharyn Powers & Michael Baron
Director: Russ Mayberry

Anon²: Erm, that was a sensible episode. It had feminism in it, or some sort of shit. Oh, and Data was talking nonsense all the time and was told to shut the fuck up. Overall, the cast were a bit more relaxed actually. I don't know when this was recorded - episode 4 may have been episode 11, 12, whatever - it doesn't really matter.

Anon: I think they filmed most of Next Generation in order, but the filming and broadcast order of the original series is really out of whack.

Anon²: Ah right, okay. Fair enough. They looked pretty relaxed. Not spectacular.

Anon: Troi's in yet another new outfit. This one's got this red band thing that points down towards her minge.

Anon²: Yeah, I agree.

Anon: My prediction came true. Idi Amin did try and get it on with Tasha Yar. Any other similarities you noticed?

Anon²: Well, I've got to say I really didn't see Idi Amin because I watched The Last King of Scotland and Forest Whitaker... fair enough. But I did get a real sense of Samuel L Jackson in there. There were 1 or 2 things in there that made me think "Go Sam!" Lutan was a bit like Luton Town. They got relegated, and now they're non-league. But that's only slightly worse than Newcastle. Sorry to get onto the Geordie topic again. But I mean Geordi was rather non-committed this entire episode frankly. Pretty poor. There was pole-dancing though.

Anon: Yeah, in the fight scene. That scene was just as crap as the rest of the episode.

Anon²: It was a bit of a cat-fight, yes. No pulling of hair though. But they did, I think, have a stiletto in their hand.

Anon: Wesley's jumper: gayer or less gay than in previous episodes?

Anon²: Oh man, that was totally fucking gay. Totally fucking gay. I mean Bruno couldn't have pulled it off any better.

Anon: Another question for you... is Doctor Crusher hot or did Mr. Farmer just totally overrate her?

Anon²: I've got to say, frankly she's ginger.

Anon: She's a red-head at any rate.

Anon²: Yes.

Anon: We're splitting hairs here, I guess.

Anon²: Well, red ones, yeah. Erm, no, I don't think she's hot at all. Y'know when she comes on the screen you think it's your aunty or something. Maybe your mate's mum at best. Actually, I did quite fancy a few of my best friend's mums. One in particular, Darren's mum Sharon. She was fucking gorgeous, man. I'd have done her. She was only 30. I woulda done her, I woulda done her. She was twice my age. At least.

Anon: Probably more if the kid was in your year.

Anon²: Yeah.

Anon: Unless she was up the duff at 14, but then again it is Doncaster.

Anon²: Yeah, she coula been 13. That's basically the rule in Doncaster for teenagers: "Let's fuck!"

Anon: At the end of the episode we see the guest actress, the Yareena character become a bigamist.

Anon²: Frankly, when the episode started I thought it was feminist.

Anon: With the Lieutenant Yar stuff?

Anon²: Sure, right at the beginning. Throwing the guy on the floor in the holodeck. I thought she was going to sit on his face for a minute. But she didn't get her kit off, didn't give him a 69 or anything. I was bitterly disappointed.

Anon: Anything else you want to bring up?

Anon²: Erm, not really. They did mention the Prime Directive again and how much they didn't want to break it. I think, fuck it, rules are there to be broken. Speaking of which, we had another 2 beers and 2 [censored].

Anon: That's right. My next comment would have been that the Prime Directive is basically just a plot device to move episodes along, but that would pale in comparison to your waffle.

Anon²: Well, I'm a little fucked right now, so in the next episode we'll find out if that's true. Dude... erm... what...

Anon: You appear to have lost your train of thought.

Anon²: Oh yeah, I remember. I did a picture of a bloke on a piece of paper and it says "The proper value of women." That was frankly one of the statements that I thought was a bit shit. Well no, it's good actually. "The proper value of women" you see - I've already mentioned pole dancing in this episode, so I think you can put the two together and know where I stand. Great.

Anon: Okay, okay. The next episode, when we watch it, is The Last Outpost, episode 5. This is the one that debuts the Ferengi.

Anon²: Oh fantastic. I like the Ferengi because they're money-grabbing bastards.

Anon: Plus Armin Shimerman's in the next episode playing a different character from Quark. See you next time, boys.

- Anon and Anon², 26-Jun-2009