Trekker Boy

He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?

He was a geek, she was half gay
What more can I say?

She wanted him, he'd never tell
But secretly he wanted her as well

But all of his friends, stuck up their nose
They had a problem cause she was a ho

He was a trekker boy, she said see you later boy
Now that I’ve got your credit card
He had a pretty face, but his teeth were a disgrace
He never should have let down his guard

Four years from now, he sits at home
Building Raw Deal decks, he’s all alone

Turns on TV, and guess who he sees?
Danielle rocking Playboy TV

Calls up his friends, they already know
They’ve all got the DVD or download

He just looks on, and watches a crowd
Of men wanking off as she goes down

He was a trekker boy, she said see you later boy
Now that I’ve got your credit card
Now she’s a superstar, her gimmick’s her Masaka
She’s making those porn stars really hard

He was a trekker boy, she said see you later boy
Now that I’ve got your credit card
Now she’s a superstar, her gimmick’s her Masaka
She’s making those porn stars really hard

Sorry boy but you missed out,
Well tough luck, Danielle’s rich now
You were more than just good friends,
But the story had to end
Too bad that you couldn’t see,
See the whore that girl could be
She is more than meets the eye,
And you wish the bitch would die

He’s just a boy, and she’s just a girl,
Can I make it any more obvious?

He was in love, didn’t you know?
But she just took all his dough

He was a trekker boy, she said see you later boy
Now that I’ve got your credit card
He had a pretty face, but his teeth were a disgrace
He never should have let down his guard

He was a trekker boy, she said see you later boy
Now that I’ve got your credit card
He had a pretty face, but his teeth were a disgrace
He never should have let down his guard