Bad language is present throughout. You have been warned.
Season 1
1.01/1.02: Encounter at Farpoint, Parts 1 and 2
1.03: The Naked Now
1.04: Code of Honor
1.05: The Last Outpost
1.06: Where No One Has Gone Before
1.07: Lonely Among Us
1.08: Justice
1.09: The Battle
1.10: Hide & Q
1.11: Haven
1.12: The Big Goodbye
1.13: Datalore
1.14: Angel One
1.15: 11001001
1.16: Too Short a Season
1.17: When the Bough Breaks
1.18: Home Soil
1.19: Coming of Age
1.20: Heart of Glory
1.21: The Arsenal of Freedom
1.22: Symbiosis
1.23: Skin of Evil
1.24: We'll Always have Paris
1.25: Conspiracy
1.26: The Neutral Zone
Season 2
2.01: The Child
2.02: Where Silence Has Lease
2.03: Elementary, Dear Data
2.04: The Outrageous Okona
2.05: Loud as a Whisper
2.06: The Schizoid Man
2.07: Unnatural Selection
2.08: A Matter of Honor
2.09: The Measure of a Man
2.10: The Dauphin
2.11: Contagion
2.12: The Royale
2.13: Time Squared
2.14: The Icarus Factor
2.15: Pen Pals
2.16: Q Who
2.17: Samaritan Snare
2.18: Up the Long Ladder
2.19: Manhunt
2.20: The Emissary
2.21: Peak Performance
2.22: Shades of Gray
Season 3
3.01: Evolution
3.02: The Ensigns of Command
3.03: The Survivors
3.04: Who Watches the Watchers
3.05: The Bonding
3.06: Booby Trap
3.07: The Enemy
We've done commentaries for the following episodes too. We just need to get around to transcribing them.
3.08: The Price
3.09: The Vengeance Factor
3.10: The Defector
3.11: The Hunted
3.12: The High Ground
3.13: Déjà Q
3.14: A Matter of Perspective
3.15: Yesterday's Enterprise
3.16: The Offspring
| Card Counts | |||
| Episode | Anon | Anon2 | Total |
| Encounter at Farpoint | 1 | 4 | 5 |
| The Naked Now | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Code of Honor | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Last Outpost | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Where No One Has Gone Before | 5 | 3 | 8 |
| Lonely Among Us | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Justice | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| The Battle | 2 | 3 | 5 |
| Hide & Q | 8 | 6 | 14 |
| Haven | 2 | 1.5 | 3.5 |
| The Big Goodbye | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Datalore | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Angel One | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| 11001001 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Too Short a Season | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| When the Bough Breaks | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Home Soil | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Coming of Age | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Heart of Glory | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| The Arsenal of Freedom | 3 | 2 | 5 |
| Symbiosis | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Skin of Evil | 3 | 2 | 5 |
| We'll Always have Paris | 6 | 5 | 11 |
| Conspiracy | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| The Neutral Zone | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| The Child | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Where Silence Has Lease | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Elementary, Dear Data | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| The Outrageous Okona | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Loud as a Whisper | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| The Schizoid Man | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Unnatural Selection | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| A Matter of Honor | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| The Measure of a Man | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| The Dauphin | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Contagion | 3 | 3 | 6 |
| The Royale | 4 | 4 | 8 |
| Time Squared | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| The Icarus Factor | TBC | TBC | TBC |
| Pen Pals | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Q Who | 1 | 3 | 4 |
| Samaritan Snare | 3 | 2 | 5 |
| Up the Long Ladder | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Manhunt | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Emissary | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Peak Performance | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Shades of Gray | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Evolution | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| The Ensigns of Command | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| The Survivors | 3 | 2 | 5 |
| Who Watches the Watchers | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| The Bonding | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Booby Trap | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| The Enemy | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Total | 86 | 72.5 | 158.5 |
1 Captions for Manhunt and The Emissary by Anon and Anon2.
2 Encounter at Farpoint is officially 2 episodes due to broadcasts in syndication, but just 1 episode in this list as we watched it as a feature-length episode on DVD. All Good Things will probably be the same.