The UK Trek Players' Anthem

Our Rankings are quite far away from each other
Our decks don’t change much from one week to another
But we don’t give a shit
Providing we can drink a bit

And people said we never grew up
We’re not married, we often fuck up
But we can play Trek
When we’re bothered to build a deck

But people do you recall?
We often play the fool
We’re not perfect at all
Our draw decks aren’t all small
Some of us cannot drink at all

And I say
Ringo's a drunk and has a record
Colm starts bar fights and doesn't wiiiiiiin
Tobes drinks vodka and Danielle’s after hiiiiiim
James can't go out unless Ang says so
Marshy is a virgin so it’s saaaaaaaaaaid
And I admit my form is going deeeeeead

We were the first ones in Pages to shout
We drink beer, and put it about
All the locals hate us but we just don't care
We shouted out 'Bob Benton's Gay' for a dare

If we're barred, we really don't give a shit
Although we like Voyager and Buffy a bit
We'd rather watch a porno
In Amsterdam or Soho

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