Now this is the story all about how
This chick got stripped, boned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you about the time I fucked Jane and made her gash tear
In Braintree in mid-Essex, born and raised
The Sugar Loaves, where I spent most of my days
Smoking jays, drinking, then playing some pool
And kicking in nerds geeking all over the school
When Jane Taylor the broad said that I looked real good
Started groping my bollocks so I got wood
But her cunt was rather tight and wasn't prepared
She said "You're doing me so hard that you made my gash tear!"
We laughed about it all and went for a beer
I thought she might have thrush but it was the shag of the year
'Cos I jerked myself off then came in her hair
But know I'll never forget how I made her gash tear
She got better in the end and healed her grate
And I yelled at her pussy "Yo ho! Fuck you later!"
Looked at Jane Taylor in her state of despair
As she stared at the man who made her gash tear
- Joel Taggart, 21-Oct-2004