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based on Thank Abba for the Music by Steps
revised lyrics by The Yortlers, 20-Mar-2005
(NB: This song was written throughout December 2004, always planned to be the 128th song to be published on yortle.com to fit in with the proposed Yortle FA Cup Draw. The Yortlers are the quintet of the five most frequent song contributors of the yortle era. The authors of the individual sections are identified below.)


Ian "Piemaster" Taylor
Take a seat, take a seat
Take a seat seat seat
Take a seat, take a seat
Take a seat seat seat
Gonna free your mind
As we write these lines
Number one-two-eight
It was worth the wait
If you hate it
We don't care
Cause it's something new
It's a brand new song made up
By the Yortle Crew

Joel "Tag" Taggart
Friday night, chilling with my ho
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play Yortle music
And bitches don't ming
And they all have their Brown Wings
And when I can't get too high
'Cos some chick has used my supply
Put on some Yortle music
Everything is fine

At the next verse, take a glance...
Does she have breasts by chance?

Rozi Simpson
She is the Drinking Queen
Still on her feet, after seventeen
Drinking Queen
Drink the beer and eat a tandoo-oori, oh yeah
You can drink, you can't drive
Downing shots in this fuckin' dive
See that girl, watch your beer
Fun with the Drinking Queen

Anon 2
I've been drinkin with you
Since I don't know when
So I guess it's my round
All my money I do spend
Look at me now
Will I ever churn?
I don't know how
But I suddenly lose control
There's a beer within my soul

Just one drink then we can really start to sing
One more drink, and I will forget everything
Ohh-oh, give me Beer, getting pissed again
My, my, how can I resist ya?
Give me beer until I puke again
My, my I hope I can outdrink ya

Anon.
So I say thank you for the music
The songs we're singing
That's why all the Boys' Team's winning
Who can live without it? I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a hatred of France what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me

So I say thank you for the music
The songs we're singing
That's why all the Boys' Team's winning
Who can live without it? I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a hatred of France what are we?
So I thank YORTLE for the music
For giving it to me

- The Yortlers, 20-Mar-2005