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Get Me Out

based on Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand
revised lyrics by Rozi Simpson, 02-Nov-2004
(NB: See below for disclaimer)

So if you’re sober
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm in a wine bar
I'm just a short walk from you
And if you leave here
You leave here sober, looking for pies
I'm in the wine bar
Just have a shot, then we’ll go for a pint

I know I won’t be drinking here with you

I say drink some juice
You say add shots too
I say... try it out

I say, there you go
You can't move, going to blow
You say... get me out

I move, you’re out the door
You move, wine on the floor
You say... get me out

If I move, you’ll eat a pie
You’ll drink wine, please don’t cry
I want you... to quit the stout

I know I won't be drinking here (with you)
I know I won't be drinking here
I know I won't be drinking here (with you)
I know I won't be drinking here with you

I say don't you know
You say you must go
You say…get me out

I like wine, you’re about to cry
I hate meat, you love pies
I want you... to quit the stout

If I move, you’ll have a pie
If I’m smooth, this won’t die
Come on... quit the stout

I know I won't be drinking here (with you)
I know I won't be drinking here
I know I won't be drinking here (with you)
I know I won't be drinking here with you


(Rozi would like it to be known that she is not advocating the use of wine under any circumstances. This was an experiment in trying to see what the thought processes of people who are wine-drinking vegetarian losers might be, especially in the arena of dating. God help us...)

- Rozi Simpson, 02-Nov-2004