HK's House

Going over to HK's house
Walking south down Lockmead Road
Stirfry hiding behind his garden fence
There's this crazy bald Mikey drinking bottles at the table where he'd got quite pissed two beers ago
People say that back then he really wasn't that crazy

Going over to HK's house
Going over to HK's house
I'm gonna drink some beer tonight

Down by the chow mein place a 15-year-old chav lies on the pavement with a chavette giving him head
In a final act of stupidity the horny fuckers take off all their clothes
For the whole world to see as they start to have a shag
Meanwhile the Yortle Team inbibes inside Yates' Bar, with slick Marlboro Lights shimmering on their skin

Going over to HK's house
Going over to HK's house
I'm going to buy a pint

Played ball games in Blackheath Park
HK's knackers took quite a whack
TV sets are showing porno
And DT's room smells like cack

Here comes a girl with long brown hair who can't be more than 17
She dreams about Peter Schmeichal while she shows the whole world her lack of pubic minge
And I'm thinking: someone's gonna fist her
Someone's gonna fist her, right?

I go into the AMF and I start bowling
And I start bowling
(And I start bowling)

Going over to HK's house
Going over to HK's house
I'm gonna drink some beer tonight

Going over to HK's house