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Stuck Playing Spoonheads Again

based on Stuck In The Middle With You by Steeler's Wheel
revised lyrics by Anon2, 11-Jul-2004


Well I don't know why I came here today
I got a deck idea that I wanted to play
I'm so scared in case my deck is real bad
And I'm wondering if I should have used Gul Jarad
Klinks to the left of me
Rommies to the right, here I am
Stuck playing Spoonheads again

Yes I'm playing bloody Spoonheads again
And I'm wondering if I should maybe refrain
I know my deck is a major disgrace
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Klinks to the left of me, Rommies to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well you started out with Ferengi
And you're proud that you have played with Borg as well
And your friends, they all start laughing
Slap you on the back and say
Please... Please...

Trying to make some sense of it all
Someone's gone and taken over my Nor
I cannot find any of my system fives
Gul Dukat has just been blown out of the sky
Klinks to the left of me, Rommies to the right
Here I am, stuck playing Spoonheads again

Well you started out with Ferengi
And you're proud that you have played with Borg as well
And your friends, they all start laughing
Slap you on the back and say
Please... Please...

Well I don't know why I came here today
I got a beating by good decks I must say
I'm gonna drink some beers and then contemplate
That maybe playing this deck's a mistake
Klinks to the left of me
Rommies to the right, here I am
Here I am, stuck playing Spoonheads again
Yes maybe I'll give them a break
Maybe I'll get me a life

- Anon2, 11-Jul-2004