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Songs Index

The idea for Song of the Month came from the Ruling Britannia articles written by Ian Taylor. Everyone's welcome to contribute!

Still below you can find an archive of all the old songs reincarnated as a part of this site, and a bunch of new ones written originally for Yortle Dot Com.

You can also read The History Of Yortle Song Writing.


The Yortle era continues...
  1. Let Me Metagame You (April 2007)
    (C McFadden)
  2. Oh, What A Night (November 2006)
    (I Taylor)
  3. I Admit We're Shite (March 2006)
    (C McFadden)
  1. Scary Tale of New Pork (December 2005)
    (H Kendrick)
  2. Britney (September 2005)
    (S D'Apod)


The FA Cup Draw era...
  1. Thank Yortle For The Music (March 2005)
    (The Yortlers)
  2. With Or Without Lube (March 2005)
    (J Taggart)
  3. Shitting In The Rain (March 2005)
    (M Slade)
  4. What The Fuck Is Salad? (February 2005)
    (Anon.)
  5. An Ode To Liverpool (January 2005)
    (H Kendrick)
  6. Ode To The Party Poker Reload Bonus (January 2005)
    (I Taylor)
  7. Song 69 (January 2005)
    (H Kendrick)
  8. Hotel Pornografia (January 2005)
    (H Kendrick)
  9. Venereal Girl (January 2005)
    (H Kendrick)
  10. I'm A Student Scum (January 2005)
    (C Briscoe)
  11. I Want To Smoke Weed (December 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  12. Smoking In The Dam (December 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  13. What Becomes Of The Pissed... (December 2004)
    (Anon.)
  14. The Ring Meisterio Blues (Pt. II) (December 2004)
    (Anon.)
  15. I Believe In Beer (December 2004)
    (I Taylor)
  16. I Love Orange Shit (December 2004)
    (I Taylor)
  17. The Ring Meisterio Blues (Pt. I) (December 2004)
    (Anon.)
  18. Tag'll Fist Her (December 2004)
    (J Taggart)
  19. Unlucky For You She's A Minger (December 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  20. Drinkin' Picadilly (November 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  21. HK's House (November 2004)
    (Anon.)
  22. Fanny Fart, Fanny Fart (November 2004)
    (M McFadden)
  23. American Genitals (November 2004)
    (J Barclay)
  24. Eternal Pain (November 2004)
    (J Taggart)
  25. Cumshot (November 2004)
    (J Taggart)
  26. Don't Worry, Vote Bushy (November 2004)
    (M McFadden)
  27. Rum And Beer Song (November 2004)
    (H Kendrick/ M McFadden)
  28. Objects In Her Rear View Entry... (November 2004)
    (Anon.)
  29. Noddy From The Block (November 2004)
    (I Taylor)
  30. House Of The Rising Cum (November 2004)
    (Anon.)
  31. Get Me Out (November 2004)
    (R Simpson)
  32. Babylonia (November 2004)
    (Anon.)
  33. What Became Of The London Lads? (November 2004)
    (R Simpson)
  34. This Is A Wine Bar And I Want... (November 2004)
    (R Simpson)
  35. Magic Joe (November 2004)
    (R Simpson)
  36. I, Carnivore (November 2004)
    (Anon.)
  37. Southbound On The Northern Line (October 2004)
    (M Shanny)
  38. Another One Licks Some Muff (October 2004)
    (J Taggart/ S D'Apod)
  39. Miss Jane Taylor (October 2004)
    (J Taggart)
  40. The Shots Don't Work (October 2004)
    (H Kendrick/ C McFadden)
  41. Yortle No. 5 (October 2004)
    (Anon.)
  42. Can You Forgive Her (October 2004)
    (J Taggart)
  43. Drink! (October 2004)
    (Anon.)
  44. Sorted Out For Muff And Tits (October 2004)
    (J Taggart)
  45. Radio Yortle (September 2004)
    (R Simpson)
  46. We Didn't Start The Fire (September 2004)
    (I Taylor)
  47. Under London Bridge (September 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  48. Living With The Ringo (September 2004)
    (R Simpson)
  49. Boozy Ringer (September 2004)
    (Anon.)
  1. Norwich City (September 2004)
    (Anon.)
  2. JT's Reply (September 2004)
    (J Taggart)
  3. Piemaster (September 2004)
    (Anon.)
  4. Brown-Winged Girl (September 2004)
    (J Taggart)
  5. The Yortles (September 2004)
    (Anon.)
  6. Give Good Head (September 2004)
    (J Barclay)
  7. Launch It Up Your Bum (August 2004)
    (J Taggart)
  8. Chips And Peas (August 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  9. Having A Beer (August 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  10. Consider Yourself Dumped (August 2004)
    (J Barclay)
  11. HK Strikes Again (August 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  12. HK & Bowdy (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  13. Double Feature Porno Show (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  14. Playing These Cards For Free (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  15. Every Shag, Every Screw (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  16. In The Boozer Now (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  17. Owlfucker (August 2004)
    (L Jenster)
  18. I Didn't Break Her Hymen (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  19. The Porn Star (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  20. Dangerfool (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  21. Summer Of '99 (August 2004)
    (I Taylor)
  22. Shat On By A Turtle (August 2004)
    (C McFadden)
  23. Hope Street (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  24. JT's Ramblings (August 2004)
    (J Taggart)
  25. Can You Stop This Sadness (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  26. Cigarette Lighter (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  27. Ironic (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  28. Say What You Want (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  29. Bring Me More Pies (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  30. We Are Drunk (August 2004)
    (C McFadden)
  31. My New Porn Song (August 2004)
    (Anon.)
  32. Drink That Beer (August 2004)
    (R Simpson)
  33. It's A Perfect Pint (July 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  34. Another Tube Drinking Song (July 2004)
    (Anon.)
  35. Ode To The Old King's Head (July 2004)
    (Anon.)
  36. Supergoth (July 2004)
    (R Simpson)
  37. Psycho Builder (July 2004)
    (R Simpson)
  38. The Day The Card Game Died (July 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  39. I've Never Met A Nice Vegetarian (July 2004)
    (R Bolton)
  40. Going Underground (July 2004)
    (I Taylor)
  41. Hey Dude (July 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  42. I Am The Rommie Player (July 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  43. Stuck Playing Spoonheads Again (July 2004)
    (H Kendrick)
  44. Deck Machine (July 2004)
    (C McFadden)
  45. Decipherian Rhapsody (July 2004)
    (Anon.)
  46. Trekker Boy (July 2004)
    (I Taylor)
  47. Everybody Knows (July 2004)
    (Anon.)
  48. The Return (June 2004)
    (Anon.)

The WNOHGB era...
  1. The Yortle Beer Liberation (July 2002)
    (R Greenwich)
  2. The Ballad of Colm McFadden (June 2002)
    (I Taylor/ R Greenwich)
  3. Because I Got Drunk (March 2002)
    (I Taylor)
  4. Bloody DQSS (February 2002)
    (R Greenwich)
  5. Waste Time (January 2002)
    (J Farmer)
  6. DQSS Decks (December 2001)
    (I Taylor)
  7. The Sam De Smith Song (November 2001)
    (A Petrie)
  8. If You Haven't Played Me By Now (October 2001)
    (H Kendrick)
  9. Blame Roleplayers (September 2001)
    (I Taylor/ M Shanny)
  10. That's Your Shit Deck (August 2001)
    (S Lauder)
  11. There Goes The Metagame (July 2001)
    (I Taylor)
  12. The Lonka Pulsar (June 2001)
    (R Greenwich/ L Jenster)
  13. That Don't Impress Me Much (May 2001)
    (I Taylor)
  14. Writ Me Baby (April 2001)
    (T Sisko/ G N Len)
  15. Yesterday (April 2001)
    (J Farmer)
  16. System 5 (March 2001)
    (J Farmer)
  1. Tales of Littlehampton (February 2001)
    (H Kendrick)
  2. The 12 Days of Christmas (December 2000)
    (I Taylor/ J Farmer)
  3. The Marcus Sheppard Song (November 2000)
    (I Taylor/ J Farmer/ R Greenwich)
  4. The James Farmer Blues (Pt. 2) (October 2000)
    (I Taylor)
  5. The James Farmer Blues (Pt. 1) (Septeber 2000)
    (I Taylor/ J Farmer)
  6. Spinning Around (September 2000)
    (I Taylor/ J Farmer/ R Greenwich)
  7. Tobes Is On The Girls' Team (August 2000)
    (I Taylor/ J Farmer/ R Greenwich)
  8. All Out Of Beer (July 2000)
    (I Taylor/ R Greenwich)
  9. Living The Vida Luca (June 2000)
    (I Taylor/ R Greenwich)
  10. The UK Trek Players' Anthem (May 2000)
    (I Taylor)
  11. Danielle (April 2000)
    (J Farmer)
  12. It's Raining Beer (March 2000)
    (I Taylor/ R Greenwich)
  13. Brian Boitano (January 2000)
    (J Farmer)
  14. The Martin Allen Song (Summer 1999)
    (I Taylor/ R Thomas)
  15. Computer Crash (Spring 1999)
    (E Downes/ J Conway)