I'm shitting in the rain
Just shitting in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again
I'm straining so much
So dark up there
'Cause the shit's in my bowel
And I'm ready to share
Let the stinky smell chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
I'll trudge down the lane
With a feisty strain
'Cause I'm shitting
Just shitting in the rain
- Matt Slade, 07-Mar-2005