I can't believe what is happening to me
My head is spinning
'Cos Mikey's raised with Threes and HK's donating me
So I start winning
But I play poker from my arse, you know
I really do not know quite when my draw is screwed
Or when to raise some more
I just play poker from my arse, you know
Did I just mis-call? Did I just mis-call?
Why didn't I fold?
Ooooh, why do I play poker like a tool?
Ooooh, why are chips so precious and so cool?
I watch your eyes and try to imagine
What you're scheming
Why can't you see: you could have checked for free
And you'd be winning
But I play poker from my arse, you know
I really do not know quite when my draw is screwed
Or when to raise some more
I just play poker from my arse, you know
I play so dumb and so uncertain
Lose to shitty children
Why didn't I fold?
Ooooh, why do I play poker like a tool?
Ooooh, why are chips so precious and so cool?
But I play poker from my arse, you know
I really do not know quite when my draw is screwed
Or when to raise some more
I just play poker from my arse, you know
I play so dumb and so uncertain
Lose to shitty children
Why didn't I fold?
Ooooh, why do I play poker like a tool?
Ooooh, why are chips so precious and so cool?
Ooooh, why do I play poker like a tool?
Ooooh, why are chips so precious and so cool?
- 10-Dec-2004