Blame Roleplayers

Times have changed
These games are getting worse
I hate their +2 swords
And all their scrolls of Remove Curse

Should we blame White Wolf?
Or all the CCG’s?
Or the people who released AD&D?

Hell no!
Blame Roleplayers! Blame Roleplayers!
With their long black greasy hair
Throwing D12’s everywhere
Blame Roleplayers! Blame Roleplayers!
It’s not even a real hobby anyway

Don’t blame me
For my son Dave
He’s waving wands of lightning
When he should be at a rave
And my mate Kevin once
Came to the pub all the time
But now when I see him he tells me he’s level 9

Well, blame Roleplayers! Blame Roleplayers!
With their long black greasy hair
Throwing D12’s everywhere
Blame Roleplayers! Blame Roleplayers!
It’s not even a real hobby anyway

My son could have been a footballer or singer yes it’s true
Instead he took a Halfling thief to level 22

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or just write the rules for level 23

Hell no!
Blame Roleplayers! Blame Roleplayers!
With their long black greasy hair
Throwing D12’s everywhere
Blame Roleplayers! Blame Roleplayeeeeeeers!

‘Cause they’re stupid as shit
Annoying as fuck
They’re smelly as hell
Their lives really suck
We must shoot them without a fuss
Before their crappy lives rub off on uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus