Radio Yortle

I sit at home and drink a pint
While Ringo asks, for a light
And every song I have to know
I heard them all from the dude Ringo

He put them up, those old-time stars
From we want girls, to songs about bars
We wrote them drunk, we wrote them high
Some are so bad, you'll want to cry

So don't become some broken link
A lost resource for old pissheads
Who just can't sing, and just don't care
Who'll just complain, when you're not there
You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
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All we hear are tunes done by Ringo
Tunes done by HK
Tunes done by the Pie
All we hear are tunes by Ringo

All we hear are tunes by Taggart
Tunes done by Paddies
Tunes done by some chicks
All we hear are tunes done by drunkards
Singin' chips and peas
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We watch some porn, we watch the stars
on slo-mo, for hours and hours
we hardly see, past their pert rears
How Jenna has changed through the years

But let's hope you never leave old friend
Like all good sites, on you we depend
So stick around 'cos we might get bored
If we grow tired of all this hardcore
You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
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All we hear are tunes done by Ringo
Tunes done by HK
Tunes done by the Pie
All we hear are tunes by Ringo

Tunes done by Paddies
Tunes done by some chicks
All we hear are tunes done by drunkards
Singin' chips and peas
Yortle.com what's new?
Someone still loves you