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Shat On By A Turtle

based on Peaches by The Presidents Of The United States Of America
revised lyrics by Colm McFadden, 13-Aug-2004

Going for a yortle, got shat on by a turtle
Going for a yortle, got shat on by a turtle

Yortle comes from a can, it was put there by a man
In a factory downtown
And if I had my wicked way I'd have a yortle everyday
Sun-soaked yortle in my hand, or can or pie

Going for a yortle, got shat on by a turtle
Going for a yortle, got shat on by a turtle

- Colm McFadden, 13-Aug-2004