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Objects In Her Rear View Entry May Appear Larger Than They Are

based on Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are by Meat Loaf
05-Nov-2004


Steve's mind was pure when he was fifteen
But a few years later he got quite obscene
When he grew up with a girl called Jenny
Surely the best butt-lover that he ever knew
He would always bum her hard when she was sprawled
He showed her Anal Adventures and she wanted some more
And there was so much juicy cream that she could make into a meal

But she can still recall the sting of all the tears when he was done
They say she tossed and turned
And yet still she yearned for more jizz there up her bum
They were fuckers, they were lying in the spoon
They were shagging even when she was bound
There were times she could still feel him poking her in the dark
But it's a dildo in her now that she starts to pound

But it was long ago and it was far away, oh yeah it seems so very far
And if butts are just a highway, then his cock was like a car
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
Objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are (they are, they are)

And when the sun descended and the night arose
He heard the bitch start sucking everyone she knows
She was dangerous and dumped and defeated
So she started getting butt-fucked on each first date
There was endless squelching from Jenny, the cock-tease
Nowhere to run, she was down on her knees
And all the boys' eyes were blank as they rammed her again and again and again

She said she still believed she was in love with Steve, but she was still left all alone
She met back up with Steve and took it in both ears before he gave her arse a bone
And every time he bent her over
Even when they were caught in the act
One thing in which she would always rejoice
Was when he pulled out from behind and then came on her back

But it was long ago and it was far away, oh yeah it seems so very far
And if butts are just a highway, then his cock was like a car
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are (they are)

And whilst they were both living on the edge of town
She would always put her rear up to keep her wings brown
And he taught her everything she'd ever know
About the textures and the flavours of cum
His smile would glimmer when he slammed the hole
Right in the backside of that Jenny so his cock would grow
And the signs there in the bedroom all said "Anal Judgment Day"

And her butt-cheeks would swing as he boned her ring
'Cos her arsehole was really tight
She got no children born, but got the anal horn
And suffered from runny shite
He used her bottom just like a sandwich
And put his cock in without no lube
He'll probably never know how she persevered
But he could see her perverted dreams were complete now
But she was so horny she had to resume

But it was long ago and it was far away, oh yeah it seems so very far
And if butts are just a highway, then his cock was like a car
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are (they are)
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are (they are)
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are (they are)
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are (they are)
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are (they are)
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are (they are)
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are (they are)
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are

And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are (they are)
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are
And objects in her rear view entry may appear larger than they are

He used her bottom just like a sandwich
And put his cock in without no lube
He'll probably never know how she persevered
But he could see her perverted dreams were complete now

- 05-Nov-2004