Fanny Fart, Fanny Fart

Start spreading the fumes
I'm farting today
If you want to be a part of it, eat onions and beans
My smelly old shoes
Are longing to stray
And make a brand (Nike) start of it
Nushu’s, Nushu’s

I want to wake up in the morning and have a shit
I'm king of the throne, doing it in heaps
These little porn blues
Are cumming my way
I'll make a brand new spank of it
In old Soho
If I’ll shag there
I'll shag anywhere
It's up to women, to fanny fart, fanny fart

I want to wake up in the morning and have a spliff
I'm king of the stoned, having a toke
These little porn blues
Are cumming my way
I'll make a brand new spank of it
In old Soho
If I shag it there
I'll shag it anywhere
It's up to women, to fanny fart, fanny fart