I used to be quite elated, now my bowling's got deflated
Stop bowling fives you... get some spares in too
Though Colm is a bald Paddy, still he's got a bowling degree
Stop bowling fives you... get some spares in too
I'm bowling so shit I'm starting to worry
This could be a case for HK and Bowdy
Things are getting strange now I can't bowl no more
I'm thinking I've lost my grip, I find myself gutter-balling
Stop bowling fives you... get some spares in too
My bowling is dozy and dim, I'm playing crap and I can't win
Stop bowling fives you... get some spares in too
I'm bowling so shit I'm starting to worry
This could be a case for HK and Bowdy
Things are getting strange now I can't bowl no more
This team is made for three, and there's no pins I can see
So tell me something I don't know
If my head is full of glee, then why's bowling screwing me?
Maybe I need to grow back my goatee?
And although my shots are bending, one day I'll be a bowling king
Stop bowling fives you... get some spares in too
I'm bowling so shit I'm starting to worry
This could be a case for HK and Bowdy
Things are getting strange now I can't bowl no more here
I'm bowling so shit I'm starting to worry
This could be a case for HK and Bowdy
Things are getting strange now I can't bowl no more
So what you got to say about that?
And what does someone do without strikes?
And what does someone do with strikes?
And what you got to say about that?
- 23-Aug-2004