Britney

Oh Britney, Kev's a swine
Kev's a swine and you were blind
Hey Britney - hey Britney!

(repeat x3)

Hey Britney
You've kept me up all night
been wanking to your song
You think your ass is tight but your contraception's wrong
Why can't you use it right?
You became such a fat ho Britney

'Cause Kevin slammed your grill
it made your stomach grow
You should've taken pills baby
but Kev said don't
(but) ev'ry night you still
give me major bone Britney

Oh Britney
what a pity you don't understand
You broke old Scotty's heart when you took Kev by the hand
Oh Britney you were pretty
can't you understand?
It's chicks like you Britney
What did you do Britney?
Oh Britney! You got too fat Britney!

Hey Britney - now when you want to take a snooze
Sean's gonna moan
and ev'ry time you move
he'll be drinking Kev's cologne
They're something you can lose
Get up and go Britney!

So go on and make your singles anyway you can
I guess pretty soon you'll quit
'Cause soon you'll be a gran
But please baby please
Be careful who you ram Britney!

Oh Britney
what a pity you don't understand
You broke old Scotty's heart when you took Kev by the hand
Oh Britney you were pretty
can't you understand?
It's chicks like you Britney
What did you do Britney?
Oh Britney! You got too fat Britney!

(repeat x2)