| 05-Jul | "I like a girl in a bikini, no concealed weapons." | Roger Moore | The Man With The Golden Gun |
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| 07-Jul | "You don't want a boyfriend, what you want is Mr Spock." | Nerf Herder | Mr Spock |
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| 10-Jul | "I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite before going to bed: 'And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak.'" | Paul Fusco | ALF |
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| 12-Jul | "Be careful of reading health books - you may die of a misprint." | Mark Twain |
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| 15-Jul | "Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?" | Jake Gyllenhall | Donnie Darko |
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| 17-Jul | "I feel like a pig shat in my head." | Richard E Grant | Withnail & I |
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| 19-Jul | "You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt." | Laura Dern | Wild At Heart |
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| 23-Jul | "I have an interest almost craving, but would I like to get too far in?" | Iron Maiden | Infinite Dreams |
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| 26-Jul | "This is where mechanical excellence and one-thousand four-hundred horsepower pays off." | Robert Loggia | Lost Highway |
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| 28-Jul | "Fuck, it's only seaweed." | Callum Blue | Dead Like Me |
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| 01-Aug | "Gimme some sugar, baby." | Bruce Campbell | Army Of Darkness |
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| 03-Aug | "I get to milk you twice a day. How about that?" | Marlon Brando | Last Tango In Paris |
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| 06-Aug | "You wanna play fucking games, I'll give you a game." | Robert De Niro | The Deer Hunter |
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| 13-Aug | "Time works a bit differently in Amsterdam... anyone would think they sell drugs here." | personal observation | 10-Aug, Amsterdam, Holland |
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| 15-Aug | "The Ringmaster's telecaster sings on an empty stage." | Eels | Mr E's Beautiful Blues |
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| 17-Aug | "I mean, a geezer nailed to the floor. A man of your education would definitely have spotted that, wouldn't he?" | Bob Hoskins | The Long Good Friday |
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| 20-Aug | "I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air" | Keith David | Requiem For A Dream |
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| 23-Aug | "We're having a wet bikini contest, and you just won" | Quentin Tarantino | From Dusk Till Dawn |
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| 25-Aug | "Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze" | Timothy Olyphant | The Girl Next Door |
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| 27-Aug | "Stick a dirty movie on and just wait for the highs" | Kevin Bloody Wilson | Stack The Fridge |
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| 30-Aug | "Who am I? Why am I here? Forget the questions, someone get me another beer" | Meat Loaf | Everything Louder Than Everything Else |
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| 01-Sep | "I can take anything you dish out" | Jim Caviezel | The Thin Red Line |
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| 03-Sep | "Kind of buzz that lasts for days" | Placebo | Nancy Boy |
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| 06-Sep | "I'm not an enigma, just a contradiction" | Clive Owen | Croupier |
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| 08-Sep | "There is no 'I' in 'team' but there is an 'I' in 'pie'" | Simon Pegg | Shaun Of The Dead |
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| 10-Sep | "Tina's a beautiful 'tater - she's a Golden Wonder" | Mike McFadden | 09-Sep, The White Horse, Lewisham, London |
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| 13-Sep | "I'm a big fan of the umlaut, as it's the only form of punctuation that sounds like it could be eaten for breakfast" | Holly | |
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| 15-Sep | "You can fry an egg on my stomach" | Ray Winstone | Sexy Beast |
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| 22-Sep | "I bet Patrick could pull lesbians... he'd confuse them with his haircut" | Richard Coyle | Coupling |
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| 29-Sep | "They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're still human beings" | Adam West | Batman: The Movie |
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| 04-Oct | "I can always go back to whiskey, it's been very good to me" | Paul Newman | The Color Of Money |
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| 12-Oct | "We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline" | Donald "Duck" Dunn | The Blues Brothers |
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| 21-Oct | "Do you think that if you were falling in space... that you'd slow down after a while, or go faster and faster?" | Moira Kelly | Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me |
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| 24-Oct | "There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth" | James Gandolfini | The Sopranos |
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| 04-Nov | "The fireman is very magical... if you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye" | Trey Parker | South Park |
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| 19-Nov | "At least Thatcher was insane. I think that Blair's insane and sanctimonious" | Alexei Sayle | |
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| 06-Dec | "I bought my gran a pogo stick" | Chris | |
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| 02-Jan | "I can't stop looking at your mate's tits" | Craig Briscoe | 31-Dec-2004 |
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| 21-Jan | "As the deadly dynamite is detonated our daring duo seem doomed to a dreadful destruction" | The Narrator | Batfink |
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| 03-Feb | "We were all set to save your bacon. There's no need for you to throw your love-spuds on the barbeque" | Chris Barrie | Red Dwarf |
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| 21-Feb | "Well you know, for me, the action is the juice" | Tom Sizemore | Heat |
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| 02-Mar | "I don't care if you cover yourself in peanut butter and had a fifteen hooker gang bang" | Leigh Whannell | Saw |
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| 01-Apr | "For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs" | Tim Brooke-Taylor | Bananaman |
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| 22-Apr | "This town, walking anywhere after dark is like an extreme sport" | Eliza Dushku | Buffy: The Vampire Slayer |
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| 05-Jun | "You haven't seen Night Of The Living Dead? What chance of survival do you have when there's a Zombie Apocalypse?" | personal observation | 3rd June, Southwark, London |
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| 26-Jul | "You can't rule the world in hiding... you've got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle" | Tom Baker | Doctor Who |
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| 06-Sep | "Three players left by definition only. Liam Flood's stack is shorter than a single espresso!" | Jesse May | Late Night Poker |
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| 21-Sep | "And just keep telling yourself, it's only a game... Isn't it? " | Hugo Myatt | Knightmare |
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| 07-Dec | "Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions" | Roddy Piper |
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| 28-Dec | "I like knowing the space between my ears is immeasurable" | Mandy Patinkin | Dead Like Me |
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