The Martin Allen Song 
based on Glory Glory Alleluia (hymn)revised lyrics by Ian Taylor (with help from Rik Thomas,) Summer 1999
The famous Martin Allen had 5 concepts in his deck
A bonus point Q-bypass with Rogue Borg, 3 Orbs and Leck
He tried to play them all at once, his chances he did wreck
He timed out every game
Who the fuck is Martin Allen?
Who the fuck is Martin Allen?
Who the fuck is Martin Allen?
He timed out every game
But the famous Martin Founder kept his draw deck really small
The famous Martin Founder’s deck was focused and was cool
The famous Martin Founder was no card game playing fool
He won 100-0
Who the fuck is Martin Founder?
Who the fuck is Martin Founder?
Who the fuck is Martin Founder?
He rarely lost a game
The Famous Martin Founder found his way to Coventry
The Famous Martin Founder found his way to Macca D's
The Famous Martin Founder knew the whereabouts of his keys
They were not in the boot!
What've you done with Martin Allen?
What've you done with Martin Allen?
What've you done with Martin Allen?
Who can't find his own arse!