Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Yortle No. 5!
One, two, three, four, five
I'm so pissed by now that I really shouldn't drive...
To the corner shop that sells the porno
The boys say they want a few kebabs
So mine's a chicken doner
Skullfucked, like I was last week
I must stay drunk, 'cos beer isn't cheap
I like Adnam's, Chiswick, John Smith's and Guinness
My love for beer is a feeling I can't suppress
So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord!
To me drinking is just like a sport
Anything wet, it's all good - let me drink it
Yeah I'm pissed, I must admit
A little bit of Worthington's in my life
A little bit of Tetley's by my side
A little bit of John Smith's all I need
A little bit of Caffrey's all I see
A little bit of Guinness in the sun
A little bit of Murphy's all night long
A little bit of Newcy Brown here I am
A little bit of beer makes me the man!!!
Yortle No. 5!
Get pissed, fall down, then get up off the ground
Hey! Don't you mess around:
Your turn to buy a round!
Drunks to the left and to the right
Get me in two pints of London Pride
Scratch your balls once and scratch your arse twice
Stare at a Millwall fan and get into a fight
A little bit of Worthington's in my life
A little bit of Tetley's by my side
A little bit of John Smith's all I need
A little bit of Caffrey's all I see
A little bit of Guinness in the sun
A little bit of Murphy's all night long
A little bit of Newcy Brown here I am
A little bit of beer makes me the man!!!
I'm pissed, yeah I'm pissed
Yortle No. 5, ha ha ha
A little bit of Worthington's in my life
A little bit of Tetley's by my side
A little bit of John Smith's all I need
A little bit of Caffrey's all I see
A little bit of Guinness in the sun
A little bit of Murphy's all night long
A little bit of Newcy Brown here I am
A little bit of beer makes me the man!!!
I owe all to the pubs that serve a beer or two
Thankful for the beer they provide
At Last Orders I'll say goodbye
Yortle No. 5!
- 13-Oct-2004