Last night I was dreaming
We were locked in a card game hell
When I woke up I was screaming
Sickened by the game
Whoa, and the game gave us fury
And I'm sure that you'll agree
We wanted to play for glory
But here's our guarantee
Only beer can set us free
'Cause we're guilty
Guilty as us blokes can be
We stand accused of playing these cards for free
Guilty!
Of playing these cards for free
Some day, we just knew it
Beer would come to our rescue
Provide John Smith's we're wanting
And give us life anew, ooh
The hours passed so slowly
It was still round no. 3
Can't you see that we're horny?
Give us some beer please!
Only beer can set us free
'Cause we're guilty
Guilty as us blokes can be
We stand accused of playing these cards for free
Guilty!
Of playing these cards for free
Whoa, and the game gave us fury
And I'm sure that you'll agree
We wanted to play for glory
But here's our guarantee
Only beer can set us free
'Cause we're guilty
Guilty as us blokes can be
We stand accused of playing these cards for free
Guilty!
Of playing these cards for free
Only beer can set us free
'Cause we're guilty
Guilty as us blokes can be
We stand accused of playing these cards for free
Guilty!
Of playing these cards for free
Only beer can set us free
'Cause we're guilty
Guilty as us blokes can be
We stand accused of playing these cards for free
Guilty!
Of playing these cards for free
- 20-Aug-2004