The Lonka Pulsar

(Once upon a time, not so long ago)

We used to play with Saltah'na Clocks,
But games are so more psych, we're into a ruck....
We suck, we suck

Badger decks no longer okay,
Playing for a laugh, what more can we play
But speed? Fed speed

I say: We’ve got to go back to playing dodgy decks,
Cause we’re building awesome combos when we should be having sex,
We’ve got a pint glass and that’s enough for now - get that beer down your neck!

Woah-oh – our Rommies are far,
Woah-oh – from the Lonka Pulsar,
Come on now – let’s all bang Tasha Yar
(ASP Ty Kajada)

Still trying to reach two thousand
Now we’re trying so hard we screw each other up – so tough, it’s tough
Then Shanny got pissed on all day
He cries in the night and whispers: I was brave, she didn’t shave

We’ve got to go back to playing dodgy decks
‘Cause it doesn’t make a difference,
If we drink Carling or Becks,
We’ve got a pub-crawl and that’s a lot for now - we’ll give it a shot.

Woah-oh – our Rommies are far,
Woah-oh – from the Lonka Pulsar,
Come on now – let’s all bang Tasha Yar
(ASP Ty Kajada)

We’ve got to play games, retro or not,
We’re gonna hit 2K by playing with Spot.

Woah-oh – our Rommies are far,
Woah-oh – from the Lonka Pulsar,
Come on now – let’s all bang Tasha Yar
(ASP Ty Kajada)