What The Fuck Is Salad?

Sally called, when she got the word
She said "I suppose you've heard
About salad"
Well, I rushed to the shitter, and I puked inside
And I could hardly believe my eyes
This cucumber salad was what made Sally survive

Oh, I don't what she's eating, or if she'll become a ho
I guess she's going mental but I just don't wanna know
It took 24 beers to get over cunts eating salad

SALAD? WHAT THE FUCK IS SALAD?

24 beers, just waitin' for a chance
But there's no use concealing that I know that salad's pants
Now I've gotta get used to more cunts who are eating salad

SALAD? WHAT THE FUCK IS SALAD?

Screwed up forever, veggies in the park
Eating lots of lettuce without remark
Fucking salad!
Now she walks to the door, with her head held high
And that same moment, I ate a pie
But cucumber salad was what made that bitch Sally suvive

Oh, I don't what she's eating, or if she'll become a ho
I guess she's going mental but I just don't wanna know
It took 24 beers to get over cunts eating salad

SALAD? WHAT THE FUCK IS SALAD?

24 beers, just waitin' for a chance
But there's no use concealing that I know that salad's pants
Now I've gotta get used to more cunts who are eating salad

SALAD? WHAT THE FUCK IS SALAD?

Sally came back, and offered cheese melt
She said "I know what'll help...
Try eating salad"
She said "Now salad is good, and it's not queer
- You need to stop drinking 24 beers"
And cucumber salad then appeared...

Oh, I don't what she's eating, or if she'll become a ho
I guess she's going mental but I just don't wanna know
It took 24 beers to get over cunts eating salad

SALAD? WHAT THE FUCK IS SALAD?

24 beers, just waitin' for a chance
To tell her how I feel and let them know that salad's pants
But I'll never get used to those cunts who are eating salad

SALAD? WHAT THE FUCK IS SALAD?

I don't what she's eating, or if she'll become a ho
I guess she's going mental but I just don't wanna know
It took 24 beers to get over cunts eating salad

SALAD? WHAT THE FUCK IS SALAD?

24 beers, just waitin' for a chance
To tell her how I feel and let them know that salad's pants
But I'll never get used to those cunts who are eating salad

SALAD? WHAT THE FUCK IS SALAD?

I don't what she's eating, or if she'll become a ho
I guess she's going mental but I just don't wanna know
It took 24 beers to get over cunts eating salad