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based on Let Me Entertain You by Robbie Williams
revised lyrics by Colm McFadden, April 2007


Rogue Borg was a killer deck
It could even beat 3 orbs and Lek
Or you could get fucked by
PNZ
Q'bypass was a frightful bore
With AMS 'n' Divvy Door
I used to play Horga'hn and
STP

So come on, let me metagame you
Let me metagame you

Then along came DS9
We played Cardies for a time
But Badgers kicked their ass with
Rinnak Pire
Freighters with all system 5's
Kept the purple guys alive
Before you watch your outpost go
On fire

So come on, let me metagame you
Let me metagame you

Shuffling algorithms now?
I'll go and blow a Garbage Scow
see how you like that then
DT!
You wanna download Captain Kirk?
I'll flip a Crash so it won't work
Maybe we can make it to
Turn 3!

Voyager came along, with DQSS in tow
One win turns; it was a blow
I'll bore you; you will concede
Too hell with it; let's all play Fed Speed!

So come on, let me metagame you!
Let me metagame you!
Let me metagame you!

Back in the day, I would think nothing of
Beaming down Spock, or just play Chekov
Long time since I played all space and Black Hole
Now only thing these cards are good for 's "don't you know"!

So come on
Let me metagame you
Let me metagame you

So come on let me metagame me
Let me metagame you

Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on ... Yeah!

- Colm McFadden, Apr-2007