Having A Beer

Standing at the bar
With a beer in my hand
Smoking a cigar
And feeling pretty grand
Staring at the barmaid
With the best jugs in the place
I can see her baps are big
And her bra is made of lace

I'm alive
I'm drunk
I am the HK
Having a beer

I can turn
And walk away
Or I can chat her up
But I don’t know what to say
So I ask her "What’s you name?"
I have nothing to lose
It amounts to much the same
But I do hope that she screws

I'm alive
I'm drunk
I am the HK
Having a beer

Beers had it’s effect
John’s Smooth was in my hand
Now I’m feeling pretty wrecked
Unable to stand
Staring at myself
Reflected in the eyes
Of the barmaid looking back
Yes I won the first prize

I'm alive
I'm drunk
I am the HK
Having a beer