The James Farmer Blues (Part 2) 
based on Stan by Eminem & Didorevised lyrics by Ian Taylor, October 2000
My deck keeps loosing, wondering why I
Play purple decks at all
My friends they all play Feds and Rommies
And they don’t lose at all
But even if they did it would be to Klinks
Or Ferengi or the Borg
Not to Spoonheads ‘cause they’re way too bad, they’re way too bad!