Tales of Littlehampton

Once I was afraid, I was petrified,
The Cardies were my only deck, except for non-aligned,
But if I cannot bend the rules,
Or change my deck to something new,
I would of crumbled,
I would of laid down and died...

Oh no not I
I will survive!
Not running out of Palor Toffs
Or downloading security (sung securiti)
Be it Q the Referee
Or being Chula'd to choose three,
I will survive
just you wait and see...

Then down from London
There came some guys
I might not know all of their names
But one ate all the pies (Er, cheers Howard - Ian)
They kicked our sorry butts
Into a different shape
We began to crumble
Yes we were just all shite

Chorus...