Ironic

Rob Lange back in ‘98
He won a tourney and quit the next day
It's getting high when there’s no ashtray
It’s like quitting gaming then getting a date
Isn't it ironic... don't you think?

It’s like good beer in a pub that is gay
It's a hand job when you wanna get laid
It’s like some salad when what you want is steak
Who would've thought... it figures

Drinking beer in late July
We got to Loftus Road under a blue sky
We waited a whole damn hour to get a pint
And as the pub was shut we thought
"Well isn't this shite..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

It’s like good beer in a pub that is gay
It's a hand job when you wanna get laid
It’s like some salad when what you want is steak
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of shitting over you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
Your beer is getting poured so wrong it goes and froths up
In your face

It’s spilling beer on someone who’s a mate
It’s a stash of hash when no one will partake
It’s like ordering a beer and receiving a Sprite
It's meeting the girl of my dreams
And then finding out her hole is too tight
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...

It’s like good beer in a pub that is gay
It's a hand job when you wanna get laid
It’s like some salad when what you want is steak
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of shitting over you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out