I Admit We're Shite

based on I Predict a Riot by The Kaiser Chiefs
revised lyrics by Colm McFadden, March 2006

Colm's back is quite hairy,
It's not very pretty I tell thee,
A walking piss is quite scary,
And not very acceptable either
A friend of Ian's got beaten,
For looking at pies he was eatin',
Mike's socks were worn out and reekin',
Steve Davis remarked on

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite,
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite

When you go to a Glaswegian party,
Wear goggles and an Ipswich shirt-tee,
All the people there are quite friendly,
Coz none of them know me
I get really het up when I'm bowlin',
Coz Nigel and Tony are both bent,
It doesn't do well to be seen out,
With a pair of pink woofters

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite,
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite

And if there's anyone out there with no hair,
That thinks that having hair is unfair...

Colm's back is quite hairy,
It's not very pretty I tell thee,
A walking piss is quite scary,
And not very acceptable either

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite,
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite

And if there's anyone out there with no hair,
That thinks that having hair is unfair...

I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite,
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite

- Colm McFadden, Mar-2006