Colm's back is quite hairy,
It's not very pretty I tell thee,
A walking piss is quite scary,
And not very acceptable either
A friend of Ian's got beaten,
For looking at pies he was eatin',
Mike's socks were worn out and reekin',
Steve Davis remarked on
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite,
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite
When you go to a Glaswegian party,
Wear goggles and an Ipswich shirt-tee,
All the people there are quite friendly,
Coz none of them know me
I get really het up when I'm bowlin',
Coz Nigel and Tony are both bent,
It doesn't do well to be seen out,
With a pair of pink woofters
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite,
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite
And if there's anyone out there with no hair,
That thinks that having hair is unfair...
Colm's back is quite hairy,
It's not very pretty I tell thee,
A walking piss is quite scary,
And not very acceptable either
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite,
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite
And if there's anyone out there with no hair,
That thinks that having hair is unfair...
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite,
I admit we're shite, I admit we're shy-ite
- Colm McFadden, 20-Mar-2006