I'm A Student Scum

I want to be a student, strolling from class to class
In a hungover daze... the JD... the vodka... the mighty beer!

I am student scum and I’m alright
I sleep all day and I drink all night

(He is student scum and he’s alright
He sleeps all day and he drinks all night)

I skip on class, I eat fast food
Cold pizza and Chinese
And when it comes exam time
I’ll cram and pass with ease

(He skips on class, he eats fast food
Cold pizza and Chinese
And when it comes exam time
He’ll cram and pass with ease
He is student scum and he’s not bad
He’ll scrounge off mum and get lifts from dad)

Ignore the phone, the door bell rings
I’m comfy in my chair
Unless it’s food delivering
I won't get up from there

(Ignore the phone, the door bells rings
He’s comfy in his chair
Unless it’s food delivering
He won't get up from there)

I am student scum and I’m an arse
I’m strapped for cash, so I think I’ll pass