I Believe In Beer

I don't believe in salad
Or food thats made of Quorn
I don't believe in laws
That might stop people watching porn
I don't believe in Europe
Or anything from France
I don't believe in wine bars
Or that Stevie G can dance

But I..I..I believe in beer
Yes I..I..I believe in beer

I don't believe in Band Aid
It's just a load of shite
I don't believe that being black
Should give you extra rights
I don't believe in 10-8
Or turning down free food
I don't believe that VCM
Was ever all that good

But I..I..I believe in beer
Yes I..I..I believe in beer
But I..I..I believe in beer
Yes I..I..I believe in beer

I believe in beer, I Believe in
I believe in beer, I Believe in
I believe in beer, I Believe in
I believe in beer, I Believe in

I believe, I believe, I believe in beer....