House Of The Rising Cum

There is a bloke in Notting Hill
Who's known as Rising Cum
And he's been the ruin of many a poor girl
Who took him up her bum

His mother was a butcher
She taught him how to kill
His father was a pervy man
Down in Notting Hill

Now the only thing a pervert needs
Is a nutsack full of spunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is boning whores when drunk

Oh people, tell your girlfriends
Not to leave their skirts undone
Else they'll experience buggery
In The House Of The Rising Cum

Well, there on his bell, he found some corn
And still he felt no shame
He went right back to Notting Hill
And bummed chicks till he came

There is a bloke in Notting Hill
Who's known as Rising Cum
And he's been the ruin of many a poor girl
Who took him up her bum