Hotel Pornografia

In a pub on a Friday, in a Strip Club to be fair
The warm smell of fangitas, rising up through the air
Get some head if I’m lucky, that will make my night
My dick grew very heavy at the sight of her quim
So I think I’ll stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
She wanted me I could tell
And I was thinking to myself
"I really hope that she’s got anal gel"
Then she lit up a candle and I thought "What the hey"
But when she strapped on a dildo
I fair ran away...

Welcome to the Hotel Pornografia
Such a lovely place
Sitting on my face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Pornografia
Any time of year, you can get laid in here

This place is totally-twisted, a gangbang of 1000 men
She had a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
And they shag in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some shag to remember, some shag to forget
So I called up the Pimpster
"Bring me a bitch who is fine"
He said, "We have one with no arms and no legs but she can still sixty nine"
And all those guys are still banging from far away
The handcuffs chafe they are a little too tight
Now you understand what they say...

Welcome to the Hotel Pornografia
Such a lovely place
Sitting on my face
They’re whacking it off at the Hotel Pornografia
What a nice surprise, when you came in her eyes

Mirrors on the ceiling
Your pink member feels nice
And she said "We are all sadomasochists here, let me get my device"
And in the Master's chambers
Was an orgy and feast
There was munching on salad I saw
But not the green stuff at least
Last thing I remember, I was
I was wrestled to the floor
She had me tied up and on my back
Like the time just before
"Relax," said the hooker
"We are programmed to receive
You can come any time you like
Then wipe it all on my sleeve!"

Welcome to the Hotel Pornografia
Such a lovely place
Sitting on my face
They’re whacking it off at the Hotel Pornografia
What a nice surprise, when you came in her eyes