Southbound On The Northern Line

Drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up
(Together) We will go this way
(Together) We will puke someday
(Together) Cards are in Pie's hands
(Together) We are drinking fans
(Together) We will get so high
(Together) Piss all our cash goodbye
(Together) Though we want to screw
(Together) We will drink some brew

(Southbound) On the Northern Line
(Southbound) Still we won't drink wine
(Southbound) We'll get pissed, you know
(Southbound) That is where we're gonna go

(Together) We'll have a few pints each
(Together) We'll lose power of speach
(Together) Beer's our aim in life
(Together) That's if we survive

(I love beer) I know it loves me
(I want beer) How could I disagree?
(So that's why) I make no protest
(When I say) "Beer: it is the best"

(Southbound) On the Northern Line
(Southbound) Still we won't drink wine
(Southbound) Yortle, you and me
(Southbound) We've done the Jubilee (aah)
(Southbound) Beer in wintertime
(Southbound) It goes down just fine
(Southbound) That is where we're gonna go
(Southbound) That is where we're gonna go

There we are in zone three
We'll be (we'll be) drunk as we can be (aah aah aah aah)
Now if we can still stand (aah)
We'll find (we'll find) our drinking hand (aah)

(I know that) There are many ways
(To drink there) In the pub with Slade
(Together) We'll strawpedo race
(And see how) Feeney got last place
(How many?) A few pints at least
(And pissing) Our bladders released
(And Fat Craig) It was his debut
(And know what?) We're glad no one spewed
(Where we're gonna go is)

(Southbound) On the Northern Line
(Southbound) Still we won't drink wine
(Southbound) We'll get pissed, you know
(Southbound) That is where we're gonna go

On the Northern Line

(Southbound) On the Northern Line
(Southbound) Yortle, you and me
(Southbound) We've done the Jubilee (aah)
(Southbound) Beer in wintertime
(Southbound) It goes down just fine
(Southbound) We'll get pissed, you know
(Southbound) That is where we're gonna go
(drink up, drink up, drink up)