He's the John Smith's martyr, and a vino hater
He's the beer addicted, to a ho related
He's the owlfucker, twisted owlfucker
He's the owlfucker, twisted owlfucker
He's the owlfucker, twisted owlfucker
He's the bloke you dated, Rachel was inflated yeah
He's the porn you tasted, reckons he's X-rated
He's the owlfucker, twisted owlfucker
He's the owlfucker, twisted owlfucker
He's the unrestricted, meat vindicator yeah
He's the unprotected, mental masturbator
He's the owlfucker, twisted owlfucker
He's the owlfucker, twisted owlfucker
He's the owlfucker, twisted owlfucker
- Leo Jenster, 17-Aug-2004