When I put gold in their hand
You wouldn't believe
They promised me
Bonking till near half past three
They’re not handsome
Nor pretty
Here in Doncaster City
But then all I’ve been saying
They’ll be wanting some more
Yes Sandra was minging
All the drunks they were singing
We shagged in the alley
Just last Friday night
The boys in the VD clinic swore
They'll shag 'em again next day
Though their plums were well wrung out
It's fair to say
Up the bum
Drink my spunk
She's an old slut your mum
And you aunty she's so dirty
She'd shag you to death
"I hate weddings with faggots"
(That's a quote from Joel Taggart)
Are you sure what your bonking?
I pray God
It's a lass
The boys in the VD clinic swore
They'll shag 'em again next day
Though their plums were well wrung out
It's fair to say
You can easily bone someone
But so could anyone
They take your trousers down
After only a minute or two
It's easy to get laid
That's what the past has shown
Sharon's already gone and blown
My nads are happy and empty now