Every Shag, Every Screw

Every minge is filled with scent
I'm a pervert, yet still a gent
'Cause you're no tart, you gave consent
Your throat's chokin', and I'm spent

'Cause I came like a stud farm
I squeezed your breast, but you're not harmed
Found a clit on which to chew
Every shag and every screw

There's this chick, the girl I choose
Another lass I might refuse
She looks at me like I'm Zeus
I bone away then have a snooze

I'm never under the thumb
Do what I want, then I'm done
Found a clit on which to chew
Every shag and every screw
Every shag and every screw
Every screw, screw

I want to get a love-swing
Though expensive for a fling
Would fuck away until it breaks
Then I think I'd go eat a steak

I've never shagged a girl called Kate
Never found one that was straight
Found a clit on which to chew
Every shag and every screw
Every shag and every screw
Every screw, screw

Every shag and every screw
Every screw, screw

But in truth I'm quite refined
'Cause I did you up your behind
Essex boys, we were designed
To have sick thoughts in our mind

What I've said is not a crime
Life is short so enjoy your time
'Cause that's the best thing to do
Every shag and every screw
Every shag and every screw
Every screw, screw

Every shag and every screw
Every screw, screw
Every screw, screw
Every screw, screw
Every screw, screw