Everybody Knows

Everybody knows that the beer is sacred
Everybody drinks ignoring the cost
Everybody knows when this round is over
Everybody knows that I will get sloshed
Everybody knows after drinking a bit
The beer is good, the wine is shit
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that the beer has power
Everybody drinks cause it’s such a ride
Everybody drinks every hour
Cause it’s part of the great British pride

Everybody staring at their pint glass
Everybody wants a joint of good grass
Cause the green stuff grows
Everybody knows

Everybody knows of the power of Yortle
Everybody knows that they really do
Everybody gets their theosaurus
In Scrabble it’s worth twenty-two
Everybody knows that kebabs have meat
And there’s so many flavours I just have to eat
And Stanley grows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that in any weather
Everybody knows that beer’s to be had
And everybody knows that there’s beer forever
Ah when I get a vibe so mad
Everybody knows the horny barmaid
She’s pouring pints with an A-grade
Still she’s one of those ho's
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that there’s John Smith’s coming
Everybody knows that it’s pouring fast
Everybody knows my love of naked women
In movies where Jenna Jameson has been cast
Everybody knows we love getting head
When there’s beer so close to the bed
My cock explodes
And everybody knows

And if anybody thinks that they’re in trouble
Everybody knows daft things can be said
From the boozy nights of beer in Coventry
To the joys of the Old King’s Head
Everybody knows there’s Duff Beer for me
And Mister Homer Simpson would agree
With Flaming Moe’s
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows