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Can You Forgive Her

based on Can You Forgive Her by The Pet Shop Boys
revised lyrics by Anon & Joel Taggart, 08-Oct-2004


Every night between her thighs
She'll get real wet, you'll hear her cries
She's short of breath, is it a heart-attack
Or has the dumb cunt OD'd on smack?

You're in love and it feels like shame
Because she's gone and sucked you off right out in public again
You're in love and the feeling's plain
Because you know there's nothing better than a tongue on your vein

So ask yourself now: can you forgive her
If she won't screw you?
Ask yourself now: can you make her quiver
When expected of you?

You get unexpected wet dreams
All the mad shagging's gone to extremes
Admit you're wrong, but still don't sweat
You thought she was blonde but it turned out she was brunette

She's made your knob hard as a rock
Because she sat on your face and then sucked your cock
She drinks cum from you, that's when she gives head
But sometimes spits it out so it goes all over the bed

So ask yourself now: can you forgive her
If she won't screw you?
Ask yourself now: can you make her quiver
When expected of you?
Or do you want her mum?
Cause she's horny, so horny

Remember when her legs were so widespread
It's best to fuck hard, but you can fuck softly instead
And when the boning is through
You know the orgasm was overdue

Even so, the orgy had to end
And now you can go and start working on her best friend
It's all good though, you made the bitch squeal
But now all that ramming's no more than a memory

So ask yourself now: can you forgive her
If she won't screw you?
Ask yourself now: can you make her quiver
When expected of you?
Or do you want her mum?
Cause she's horny, so horny

You can fuck anything
You can fuck anything
You can fuck anything
You can fuck anything
You can fuck anything
You can fuck anything
You can fuck anything
You can fuck anything

- Anon & Joel Taggart, 08-Oct-2004